Posted in Music Award, Performance on the January 31, 2008

Johnny Depp’s wife, singer Vanessa Paradis, performed at the 2008 NRJ Music Awards which was held last Saturday in Cannes, France. And when I say performed, I mean she sucked big time. Not only did she totally lip synched her song but she pretty much did like Britney Spears on her VMA performance. Vanessa meandered around the stage so lethargically that it can pretty much put anyone to sleep.
This should serve as a lesson to anyone to not do drugs before any performance. I don’t care what anyone says. You don’t act like that unless you happen to be on drugs.