Amy Winehouse makes impression on St. Lucia authorities

The troubled singer has recently received a very interesting description for the Governor of St. Lucia. This is what Jeff Fedee said about Amy Winehouse in St. Lucia Star newspaper: “I would strongly urge she be denied residency status to purchase property in St. Lucia. Is she being given special treatment? She’d be a menace and a dangerous influence to our society because the demons that inhabit her tortured body will have to be fed. Are the authorities going to ignore the indulgences in illegal substances for which St. Lucians are arrested and incarcerated. I predict the relative peace and tranquility we enjoy will desert us and untold misery and disasters will visit us. Do not let that tattooed reptile become a resident of St. Lucia. We cannot put our future in jeopardy for the sake of selling a house to a character that will draw to St. Lucia untold human suffering.” Ok, Amy Winehouse is not the happiest of campers… true, she can pretty much burn the whole camp down, but she’s not going to sodomize the woodland creatures or impale the other campers. It looks like she made an impression on the authorities in St. Lucia.