Avril Lavigne Covers Inked Magazine

Avril Lavigne is featured on the cover of the June 2010 issue of Inked magazine. First off, I just want to know how a couple of 2-inch tattoos merited the singer a cover feature. Anyway, the Canadian pop rock artist spoke about her relationship with her ex Deryck Whibley, potential new tattoos and fans getting inked as a tribute to her. Avril said she plans on getting more tattoos in the future saying “I want to get a big-ass-motherf*****g tattoo on my forearm. I’m going to wait a few years and make sure I still want it then. I have to wait for that special someone to come back into my life. I want to do a big-ass heart with a flag through it with a name. I want it to be a huge experience and statement.” What an idiot!

Avril Lavigne VS Lindsay Lohan

Avril Lavigne and Lindsay Lohan reportedly got into quite the fight at the Chateau Marmont. An eyewitness said “Avril was at a table with friends just over a week ago including her boyfriend, Brody Jenner, when Lindsay came over to say hi. But as soon as she approached, Avril launched at her and said: ‘Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser. I don’t like false people. Stay away from me and my friends.’” Naturally, that pissed off the walking disaster and tried to get the Canadian pop rock singer kicked out. When staff at the Chateau refused, Lindsay stormed out. Drama!

Avril Lavigne Gets Big

A considerably plumper Avril Lavigne was photographed when the singer attended the Race to Erase MS event in Los Angeles this past weekend. Is she bloated or pregnant? If she’s just bloated, that just means she’s eating way too much, probably because she has nothing better to do. If she’s pregnant, that may even do some good for her non-existent career. I would wonder who the father is though as she’s been spotted with a lot of different men who happen to not be her husband Derryck Whibley. And who knew that they made maternity prom dresses at Hot Topic? That’s all that I could say about what she was wearing that night.

Discount Avril Lavigne

It’s widely known that Avril Lavigne’s concert is doing very poorly in the ticket sales but did you know just how desperate people are to get rid of the tickets? For her show in Buffalo, New York, whatever number of fans the Canadian had left were able to buy 4 tickets for $98. That’s less than $25 per ticket. In West Palm Beach, Florida, you can watch Avril for a mere $9. That’s even less than the price of watching a movie. And in my opinion, you’re better off watching a movie even if it’s one of those cheesy 80s horror films that you’re more than likely to laugh at than get scared of.

Free Avril

It’s pretty well known that Avril Lavigne has been having a hard time moving tickets for her tour. A few days before it kicked off, she was still having problems with sales that they’ve taken very costly measures just to get bodies in the concert venues. MuchOnDemand recently did a give away for Avril concert tickets recently and they gave away a whopping 8 tickets! 2 tickets is the standard giveaway for a radio station. If that doesn’t sound like trouble to you then you have some problems. But she has to fill those seats one way or another. She’s losing money either way, might as well have someone laugh at that fact.

Free Avril

News broke out that Avril Lavigne’s Spring 2008 tour is not selling well. In light of that, Avril is settling for a free concert. While it’s not really that bad to hear, when you find out that it’s for the opening of Best Buy in Canada, yeah it is bad.

The Canadian sell out’s concert will be at the Swangard Stadium on December 2 at 1 PM for the free concert. The first 350 people at any Best Buy store in the Lower Mainland on Wednesday and Thursday before noon will get a pair of tickets for the show. There are also free VIP passes and autograph passes being given away.

Avril is a Diva

Avril Lavigne is a douche and it’s no longer just a personal opinion. A radio DJ that has interviewed the singer and alleged song thief numerous times had to deal with her nastiness this weekend and the DJ couldn’t handle not blowing his top.

KISS FM DJ Billy the Kidd posted a message on his official myspace page last Monday with the title being ‘Some celebrities just suck’. He says that every time he has to deal with Avril is suck a pain in the ass. He wrote about how Avril doesn’t want to sit in the room to wait to go on the air and how her people clearing the hallway just so she can pass.

Someone needs to issue her a reality check. Just who does she think she is?

Genie Avril

Make-A-Wish Foundation has been making sick and underprivileged kids happy for some time now. In the case of Ashley MacDonald, they didn’t disappoint. She’s a 17-year old small town girl with a deadly disease called small-cell carcinoma.

Through the foundation, she was given the opportunity to live out some of her wishes before complications from her disease take her life. First was a trip to Germany and second was a shopping spree to her favorite store Wal Mart.

She was picked up by a limo and escorted by police to the local store where the real gift was waiting. Ashley was given signed CDs and books from Avril Lavigne, one of her favorite artists. Seems like Avril was able to do her good deed of the day because of Ashley.

Avril on Screen

If there was a hell, hearing Avril’s revelation coupled with things that have already happened would be it. The world is subject to suffering because Avril Lavigne has plans to follow in the footsteps of fellow blondes Ashlee and Jessica Simpson.

According to Avril, “I want to do other things also, outside of music — have some fun with acting and do a couple of movies. I have one scene in a coming movie called The Flock, starring Richard Gere, and I’ve done a couple of small things, but now I’m looking to do a big part.”

She’s hardly good at singing. Are we prepared to see her completely sucking as an actress too?

MTV’s Top 10 Singles

You don’t have to wonder anymore because Maroon 5 is leading spot in MTV’s Billboard Top 20 singles. With their hit single “Makes Me Wonder”, there are in the number one spot. On second place is “Because of You” by Ne-Yo. Closing the third spot is “Buy You A Drank (Shawty Snappin’)” by T-Pain. Below are the ones who made it to the Top 10.

1. Makes Me Wonder • Maroon 5
2. Because of You • Ne-Yo
3. Buy You A Drank (Shawty Snappin’) • T-Pain
4. Girlfriend • Avril Lavigne
5. Give It to Me (Feat. Justin Timberlake & Nelly Furtado) • Timbaland
6. I’ll Stand By You • Carrie Underwood
7. Glamorous • Fergie
8. Don’t Matter • Akon
9. I Tried (Feat. Akon) • Bone Thug-N-Harmony
10. The Sweet Escape • Gwen Stefani

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