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John Mayer Clears Up the Rumors
Posted in Blog, FUNNY, John Mayer on the March 25, 2008
John Mayer sure loves to blog about the most random of things. Just recently, the musician used his official website to address a little news bit from the New York Post. The paper wrote that “We Hear…..that John Mayer is so self-obsessed, he Googles himself every morning, and has been known to respond to online rumors just to clear the air.” It is a pretty well known fact. Heck, he even responds to posts regarding him being a big douche bag. Not to be outdone by the Post, John jokingly responded with “This is, quite simply, untrue.” If you think about it, it’s quite funny – in an ironic way.
Gnarles Barkley Video Delay
Posted in FUNNY, Gnarles Barkley, New Single, Rumor, Video on the March 10, 2008
Gnarles Barkley’s video for their new single ‘Run’ can’t air on TV just yet. The video is suffering through some delays not because of nudity or excessive violence that needs to be remedied. What needs to be redone are the strobe features in the video because they are said to induce seizures. Stuff airing on TV needs to pass a Harding Test which was established to prevent images from triggering epileptic seizures. The video apparently failed the test. Gnarles Barkley’s Danger Mouse says the he’s hopeful that the situation can be resolved soon. He says “I don’t know exactly what’s going on, but we’re having issues. I think [the video] is cool. It works for me. But I’m not necessarily that easily seasick”
Ne-Yo Gets Busted
Posted in FUNNY, Ne-Yo, News, Photography, R&B, Scandal on the February 26, 2008
Cops are certainly getting their work cut out for them by celebrities. It seems that there’s one celebrity getting arrested each week. The most recent is R&B singer Ne-Yo. The singer, whose real name is Shaffer Smith, was arrested on Tuesday in Cobb County, Georgia for reckless driving and for not having a valid license.
As far as his mug shot goes, I have only one thing to say. Now I know why he’s always wearing beanies and hats. What the heck is up with that receding hairline? Someone needs to rush to the Hair Club for Men. Maybe that’s why he was speeding.
The Real Grim Shady
Posted in Eminem, FUNNY, Rap Music, Rapper, Rumor on the January 15, 2008
Rap star Eminem used to be a workaholic; constantly scribbling lyrics on scraps of paper and toiling for hours in his studio revising songs. Now is the perfect time for the megastar to be at the top of his game, cherry picking the best talent for his production company.
However the 35 year old star - real name Marshall Mathers – has suffered a huge bout of writers block which has turned him into an overweight, spotty recluse who gorges on fatty food. He spends his time watching TV and playing computer games.
The music legend’s 5ft 8in frame has ballooned to 14½st and that he is battling heart problems. Now his desperate mother Debbie Nelson, 51, says: “I fear for him every waking moment.”
Time for a lifestyle change me thinks…
Idol Leftovers
Posted in American Idol, FUNNY, Rumor, Singers, TV Show on the January 11, 2008
American Idol alum Fantasia Barrino is becoming widely known for blowing off her performances but apparently, she blows off her fans too. The signer gave her final ‘Color Purple’ performance on Sunday and after the show ended at a still early 6PM, fans waited by the stage door to get her autograph until 8:45PM only to be told that Fantasia had already left.
Lucky for them, another Idol was there to sign some autographs in the shape of LaKisha Jones who also stars in the production. LaKisha happily gave autographs to the fans not even caring that she was actually signing pictures of Fantasia.
Hannah Montana Clone
Posted in FUNNY, Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus Hannah Montana, Performance, Video on the January 9, 2008
We’ve got a faker on our plates! During the ‘Best of Both Worlds Tour’, the Jonas Brothers and Miley ‘Hannah Montana’ Cyrus, rocked out to the song ‘We Got the Party (With Us)’. A video has been circulating the net confirming that we’ve been had!
At one point in the video, Miley’s dancer in a green shirt pulls out a black sheet and covers her up. She is then helped through a side door underneath the drums. Then a fake Hannah Montana comes out wearing the same outfit covered up with big white sunglasses. Although close ups of the faker make me think whether a man or a monkey can play Hannah. People are saying that the switch was made to make time for Miley’s costume change.
Raz-B Gives Love to Ex-Manager
Posted in FUNNY, Performance, Photography on the January 9, 2008
He made serious allegations of rape against former manager Chris Stokes but then recanted them. You would think that they wouldn’t be spending any time together. But B2K member Raz-B was seen chilling with Stokes just this past week. Is this what you call damage control?
Cameras caught Demario ‘Raz-B’ Thornton, his brother Ricky Romance and former manager Chris Stokes at Mr. Chow in Los Angeles. It made for a picture perfect photo op with Raz-B proclaiming just how much they love each other. The whole thing reeks of a publicity stunt but at least the brothers got a free meal out of the deal.
Blunt says Sad Songs due to coldness
Posted in FUNNY, James Blunt, Music, Music People, Music Review, Rock, Singers, Song on the December 18, 2007
Have you listened to James Blunt’s recent album? All The Lost Souls. I have it, along with his first, and despite liking it I don’t listen to it very often. The reason being is it depresses the hell out of me.
But the singer says it’s no wonder being as he was freezing cold when he wrote it. James took himself off to Ibiza for three months expecting some peace and quiet in warmer climates. Mistakenly so.
He explains, “I wrote some more miserable songs. It was freezing. Some Spaniard stole my boiler. I was sitting there in a hat, coat and fingerless gloves. If the songs sound sad, you can understand why.”
Any volunteers to keep him warm on the next journey girls? Or perhaps James, you just need to research the expected weather before taking yourself off for three months at a time…
Natasha Bedingfield Turns Cowboy
Posted in Celebs, FUNNY, Music, Music People, Natasha Bedingfield, Pop Music, Singers on the November 9, 2007
British pop star Natasha Bedingfield probably hasn’t seen a lot of mechanical bulls as she was growing up in London but that little detail did not stop the beauty from getting on and taming the robotic ride. Sure, the ride may not have been too rambunctious since it was solar-powered, but hey, mechanical bull nonetheless!
The whole thing was part of the green delights at IdealBite.com’s Garden of Hedonism Party which even saw ‘Legally Blonde’ star Jennifer Coolidge sipping on organic wine as she was cheering for Natasha.
So no, the British singer is not and will not be part of the same cowboy reality series that Bobby Brown is on.
Chris Brown Throws Underwear Away
Posted in Chris Brown, FUNNY, Hit Song, Music, Music People, R&B, Rumor on the November 8, 2007
R&B hunk Chris Brown insists on fresh underwear every day and throws out briefs once he has worn them. The Kiss Kiss hit maker refuses to wear underwear for more than one day at a time. He should do what my 15 yr old son does and just turn them inside out the next day. . . .And then my thoughts go that I really think he’s forgot the art of peeing in the rest room so what he does it that he pees once during the day and after peeing he changes his underwear. I am not trying to be funny or hilarious here but the like there has no be a reason for wearing a new underwear eachday, either he cannot feel confident without wearing a new one coz either he stinks from inside so much that even a nice spray of deodorant or some nice Arabian fragrance while he bathes cannot help him do away with that bad odor. Well I am never going to try and cross him coz I have a strong nose that will turn me green in the face.
Was Bret Michael’s Love Search A Scam?
Posted in FUNNY, Singers, TV Show on the October 14, 2007
I watched the show faithfully every week. I was happy that he picked Jes. BUT it did appear that on his part it was not real. He didn’t like people playing with emotions and that is exactly how I pictured him. I cannot understand why any star such as himself, Flav or New York (don’t even know where she came from) would do anything like this other then for a career boost. YUCK………….I will not be watching the 2nd season. I feel that the viewers have been misled. Flavor of Love is hysterical. Flav is in on the joke and that’s what makes it entertaining. Bret Michaels, on the other hand, is a burnt out old poser. His day has passed. I remember listening to Poison when I was 15. I’ve gotten past it, why can’t he? Even the girls on the show, by and large, looked like beaten out old drunks. Really, he needs to realize it’s over, cut that f******* hair and move on. It’s over. 20 some years ago his career ended. He has no endurance. He’s no Prince or Bono.
Damon Albarn Fails Driving Test
Posted in Blur, FUNNY, Music People, News, Rock on the October 3, 2007
Blur singer Damon Albarn has failed to pass his driving theory test - because he has trouble with the multiple choice answers. The 39-year-old rocker has already taken the written test five times without success. Folks this not some major breaking news kinda thing but still at nearly 40 this guy cannot pass a theory test on his fifth attempt, that sounds ridiculous to me. How come he ever passed his high school and collage exams ever, he surely must have taken a couple of times to get through with the tests. I am 30 and I have my driving license and though I cleared it on the second attempt I am proud that I have my legal driver’s license and I can go for a ride in my Honda Civic, it’s the coolest car I have ever had in my life and the performance is exhilarating to say the least. Most probably Damon has no idea of what it is to get behind the wheels of car best in its class, hey Damon do not try soon, it’s going to be a while before you get your hands on one.